Jim Stefanchik; Cleveland Heights, Ohio

When my wife, Debbie was pregnant with our son, Abie I learned about constructs in a logic class. So I said, "Let's do this kind of fun construct experiment. Whenever we make mashed potatoes we are going to dye them blue so Abie will grow up eating blue mashed potatoes at home. Then when he goes out and is served mashed potatoes he will say, "What's this?" And they will say "Mashed potatoes." And he will say....well we won't know what he will say. But Debbie said, "Why do you want to screw up our baby? I said, "Debbie parents screw up their babies in so many different ways, this is one way we can screw him up and we will know where the source of the screw up was.
She said, "We are not doing that."
​I said, "Okay, it was just an experiment"

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